you fucking bum

I hate rude bums, they piss me off. Last night I was walking down the street with a small group of people (two girls and one other guy). We walked passed a bum on the street and he asked for change. I politely said I didn't have any, and he responds with "cheapskate motherfucker" under his breath. I stop walking, turn to him and asked, "what?"

"You heard me, cheapskate motherfucker."
"What an asshole," I replied.
"I don't like your woman either, she looks like a tramp."

At that point, I seriously considered clocking him, but my friends dragged me away as I yelled obscenities down the street back at him.

Good times.