The Life Of Rob Gordon

Friday, January 27, 2006

Girls

Oh, that's right, folks. It's the return of the 4am post about girls. After all, man cannot live on blackjack alone.

Sometimes I just don't know what to make of these fair creatures. It's rare these days that I meet someone and actually think that there's a possible relationship possibility there. I don't really think I've grown sleezier in my old age, I just think it's the people in this city. Recently, however, I met someone that I liked right off the bat. She was my age, cute as a button, we had a lot in common and we seemed to get along pretty well. The second time we hung out, she brought a couple friends to a bar where me and some of my friends were hanging out. My friends seemed to think she was into me, and I guess I kind of agreed. Then tonight she invited me out to a show two of her bands were playing for a friend's birthday. So I went. And it was fun and the show was pretty good. Afterwards I decided to stick around for a bit and say hello and what not as I hadn't seen her in about two weeks. She, of course, was a little social butterfly as all her friends were there... to be expected. But there was this one guy in particular that she seemed to be paying a bit much attention to. You know, sometimes you can just see in the way that people interact with one another. At one point, as I was tired of waiting for the bathroom upstairs, I decided to go use the bathroom downstairs. As I get down there, there the two of them are, sitting alone on the sofa together. I go into the bathroom, do my business, leave and go back upstairs. I decide it's a good time to leave. She's back upstairs at that point, thanks me for coming, yada yada yada.

I don't know, people always have their stories and circumstances and things of that nature. I guess I wanted it to be me sitting down there on that sofa with her away from everyone else and it wasn't. After watching her all night and totally falling for her, it hurt a bit. And the guy was a dweeb. I mean, really, come on. But I digress, life is like a box of chocolates. Go Chuck.

3 Comments:

  • you break my heart.

    i don't understand this chuck business.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at January 27, 2006 11:24 AM  

  • never mind, i finally figured it out.

    chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at January 27, 2006 11:37 AM  

  • maybe he was her tennis coach and only there to tell her backhand was all wrong, and she, being so into tennis and whatnot, was so distracted with the personal attention given to her by Chuck, her tennis coach, neglected to pull you aside for a triple tongue twister. either that or she has no idea what a Real Stud is when she sees one. maybe you should try bitting her next time you see her.

    By Blogger Missie Rose, at January 27, 2006 12:15 PM  

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