Passive Aggressive

In an attempt to avoid, silly facebook status updates that are completely passive aggressive towards one person specifically, I thought I would use this forum instead; a forum which few read, and hopefully fewer now than before.

Rob Gordon would like to give a big fuck you to that someone who continued to send him drunken text messages this evening about how much they miss him. Pointless, irrational, silly and stupid. Not to mention the fact that you shouldn't even be drinking. But whatever, you make it a lot easier to forget about you.

Happy birthday America.